What a total shithead
My jaw just dropped at how insanely stupid his argument was ugh
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wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
Oh Yeah! Giffin’ old VB Videos!
I would kill a person for this horse.
Like, I don’t even mean kill in exchange for this horse. If this horse asked me to kill a person, I’d just do it.
"He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin…"
DID YOU JUST
(Source: meltedchocolateforthebrokenrd, via flomation)
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN
EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
For mobile just hold the reblog button
I LEARNED A THING
Or just shift+r so much easier
you really don’t need the z, just alt reblog will do the trick (shift-option for macs)
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IM FUCKIGN CYRUING
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
(Source: diegobendek, via ruinedchildhood)
my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world, not even by far and i always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice.
and then one day i met the most beautiful woman in the world.
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